Teachers!
You’ve almost made it to the halfway point of the first semester. Don’t rip that gorgeous head of hair out, come ROMP at Cult. Bring your Teacher Identification and we’ll get you a fancy wristband that lets you enjoy a night of FREE Line Dancing and special drink pricing including $5 drafts, wine and rail drinks. Oh yeah, and you can go ahead and take 20% off your food as well.
Call in sick on Friday… oh wait, you don’t need to.
See you soon. Thanks for teaching these rapscallions.